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MOOSE FACT'z


  • The moose was invented by the third Duke of Suffolk in the late 1600's.

  • At top speed's the moose can reach up to 374mph.

  • During World War 2, Moose's were a top secret weapon. They were dropped onto German cities, and killed thousands.

  • To kill a moose, you must drive a steak through its heart.

  • Mmm.... steak.

  • 3 Members of the Beatles were mooses in disguise.

  • JFK was killed by a moose on a grassy knol. (we cant spell it)

These are sumo wrestlers. Not mooses.

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